Man with a Womb = Woman

More Explanation Needed :
Physical Properties:
1.Body surface normally covered with film of poweder and paint
2.Boils at absolutely nothing - freezes for no apparent reason

Chemical Properties:
1. Reacts well to gold, platinum and all precious stones
2.Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning
3.The most powerful money reducing agent known to man

Common use:
1.Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2.Can be very effective cleaning agent

Hazards:
1.Turns green when placed alongside a superior specimen
2.Possession of more than one is possible but specimens must never make eye contact

@темы: всяко-разно, смешно

Комментарии
20.08.2009 в 00:14

While man, being finite, cannot comprehend the highest, still he can and should dedicate the best that he has to the highest that he knows. ~Pythagoras
ШИКАРНО! :-d
20.08.2009 в 00:14

While man, being finite, cannot comprehend the highest, still he can and should dedicate the best that he has to the highest that he knows. ~Pythagoras
ШИКАРНО! :-D

Расширенная форма

Редактировать

Подписаться на новые комментарии
Получать уведомления о новых комментариях на E-mail