Мне это прислала одна из моих чёрных подружек. Я ухахатываюсь... как же это всё правда.
WARNING: Многие из вас это наверное не поймут. Чтобы это понять надо иметь/знать чёрных и мексиканских знакомых, желательно живущих в Америке. Ну мож я и ошибаюсь...
Вот оно:
INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Elvis is dead
2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal
3. Jesus was not White
4. Fat butts are sexy.
5. A 5 year-old child is too big for a stroller
6. N'Sync will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5
7. Thomas Jefferson had Black children.
8. An occasional whooping helps a child stay in line.
9. The Justice system sucks for poor people.
10. Rap music is here to stay..
10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS WHITE PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Tupac is dead
2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
3. Having a ring on every finger is too much.
4. O.J. did it!
5. Teeth should not be decorated.
6. Breaks are usually only 15 minutes.
7. Jesse Jackson will never be President (or Al Sharpton for that matter)
8. RED is not a Kool-Aid flavor (it's a color).
9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
10. Your Pastor doesn't know everything.
9 THINGS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW BUT SPANISH PEOPLE DON'T ADMIT:
1. Chicken is a food, not a roommate.
2. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
3. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
4. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your
family.
5. Hickey's are unattractive.
6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement..
7. Ten (10) people to a car or home is considered too many.
8. Jesus is not a name for your son.
9. Letting your children run wild through the store can get you whooped.
WARNING: Многие из вас это наверное не поймут. Чтобы это понять надо иметь/знать чёрных и мексиканских знакомых, желательно живущих в Америке. Ну мож я и ошибаюсь...
Вот оно:
INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Elvis is dead
2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal
3. Jesus was not White
4. Fat butts are sexy.
5. A 5 year-old child is too big for a stroller
6. N'Sync will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5
7. Thomas Jefferson had Black children.
8. An occasional whooping helps a child stay in line.
9. The Justice system sucks for poor people.
10. Rap music is here to stay..
10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS WHITE PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Tupac is dead
2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
3. Having a ring on every finger is too much.
4. O.J. did it!
5. Teeth should not be decorated.
6. Breaks are usually only 15 minutes.
7. Jesse Jackson will never be President (or Al Sharpton for that matter)
8. RED is not a Kool-Aid flavor (it's a color).
9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
10. Your Pastor doesn't know everything.
9 THINGS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW BUT SPANISH PEOPLE DON'T ADMIT:
1. Chicken is a food, not a roommate.
2. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
3. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
4. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your
family.
5. Hickey's are unattractive.
6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement..
7. Ten (10) people to a car or home is considered too many.
8. Jesus is not a name for your son.
9. Letting your children run wild through the store can get you whooped.
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