вторник, 06 июля 2004
06:50

lucky charm
Занимаюсь ерундой. Ко мне на дайри никто не заходит. Подружка обиделась что я не пошла с ней сегодня пить - я же сказала, надо мне с этим остановится.



В инете бессмысленные разговоры. вот например.



Неужели?....



К сожелению, похоже на это - у ХуЛигаНки™ депресняк...

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06.07.2004 в 07:04

patrick313
While man, being finite, cannot comprehend the highest, still he can and should dedicate the best that he has to the highest that he knows. ~Pythagoras
гони ты тот депресняк свой подальше и иди гулять (можно и без пьянки) :)
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06.07.2004 в 07:07

lucky charm
patrick313 спасибо... но у меня такое паршивое настроение, и вид тоже не лучше, что если я выйду на улице то испорчу вечер всем кто со мной встретится
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06.07.2004 в 07:10

patrick313
While man, being finite, cannot comprehend the highest, still he can and should dedicate the best that he has to the highest that he knows. ~Pythagoras
понятно - тогда сиди дома.

надеюсь к утру настроение улучшится
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06.07.2004 в 07:13

lucky charm
буду сидеть... скучать... :(



я тож надеюсь... утром увидим
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06.07.2004 в 07:14

patrick313
While man, being finite, cannot comprehend the highest, still he can and should dedicate the best that he has to the highest that he knows. ~Pythagoras
ты что так до утра и собираешься сидеть и скучать?
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06.07.2004 в 07:16

lucky charm
не... ну почему до утра... посижу тут, поскучаю... похожу по дому... пойду спать... а там смотришь, и утро...
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06.07.2004 в 07:18

patrick313
While man, being finite, cannot comprehend the highest, still he can and should dedicate the best that he has to the highest that he knows. ~Pythagoras
хороший план :)

я тебе тут понадоедаю немного чтобы не скучала - я вредный такой :-D
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06.07.2004 в 07:20

lucky charm
надоедай сколько хочешь... :) мне хоть чуть чуть веселее будет..
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06.07.2004 в 07:22

patrick313
While man, being finite, cannot comprehend the highest, still he can and should dedicate the best that he has to the highest that he knows. ~Pythagoras
а тебе тут анекдоты сбрасывать можно? (правда на английском - мне мать друга их постоянно по мылу присылает)
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06.07.2004 в 07:23

lucky charm
сбрасывай что хочешь :)



а мне английский последнее время родней чем русский :( к сожелению
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06.07.2004 в 07:27

patrick313
While man, being finite, cannot comprehend the highest, still he can and should dedicate the best that he has to the highest that he knows. ~Pythagoras
это плохо - хотя полностью понимаю. Тоже самое и со мной - иногда с родным братом на английском разговариваем - кошмар.





Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.



"Mom, I want a bike for my birthday."



Little Leroy was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.



Leroy's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday.



Little Leroy, of course, thought he did. Leroy's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted him to reflect on his behavior over the last year and write a letter to God and tell him why he deserved a bike for his birthday.



Little Leroy stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a etter.



LETTER 1:



Dear God,



I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.



Your friend,



Leroy



Leroy knew this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.



LETTER 2:



Dear God,



This is your friend Leroy. I have been a pretty good boy this year, and I would like a red bike for my birthday.



Thank you,



Leroy



Leroy knew this wasn't true either. He tore up the letter and started again.



LETTER 3:



Dear God,



I have been an OK boy this year and I would really like a red bike for my birthday.



Leroy



Leroy knew he could not send this letter to God either . Leroy was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mother he wanted to go to church.



Leroy's mother thought her plan had worked because Leroy looked very sad. "Just be home in time for dinner," his mother said.



Leroy walked down the street to the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. He picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary. He slipped it under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into his house, and up to his room.



He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen.



Leroy began to write his letter to God.



LETTER 5:



I'VE GOT YOUR MAMA.



IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE.



Signed



YOU KNOW WHO
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06.07.2004 в 07:31

lucky charm
хаххаа... жестоко но смешно :)
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06.07.2004 в 07:34

patrick313
While man, being finite, cannot comprehend the highest, still he can and should dedicate the best that he has to the highest that he knows. ~Pythagoras
вот ещё - один из моих любимых: (на этом остановлюсь с анекдотами)





How to say 'I love you' in 25 languages





English

I Love You



Spanish

Te Amo



French

Je T'aime



German

lch Liebe Dich



Japanese

Ai Shite Imasu



Italian

Ti Amo



Chinese

Wo Ai Ni



Swedish

Jag Alskar



Alabama

Arkansas

Kansas

Oklahoma

Texas

North Carolina

South Carolina

Georgia

Tennessee

Idaho

Missouri

Mississippi

Montana

Louisiana

Virginia

West Virginia

Kentucky

Parts of Florida







Nice Ass, Get in the truck

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06.07.2004 в 07:36

lucky charm
lol... lol... wow...



so true
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06.07.2004 в 07:41

patrick313
While man, being finite, cannot comprehend the highest, still he can and should dedicate the best that he has to the highest that he knows. ~Pythagoras
glad you liked it :)
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06.07.2004 в 07:49

patrick313
While man, being finite, cannot comprehend the highest, still he can and should dedicate the best that he has to the highest that he knows. ~Pythagoras
и ещё:



You know you're living in 2004 when...



1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.







2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.







3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.







4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.







5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don't have e-mail addresses.







6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.







7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.







8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.







10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.







11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.







12. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards.





AND THE REAL CLINCHERS ARE...



13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.







14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your "friends."







15. You got this email from a friend that never talks to you anymore,



except to send you jokes from the net.







16. You are too busy to notice there was no #9







17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9







AND NOW YOU'RE LAUGHING at yourself !!

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06.07.2004 в 07:53

lucky charm
хахха.. спасибо, я сейчас ржу ... особенно над номером 16, 17, и над тем что я щас смеюсь... как же это всё правда...

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спасибо за улыбку на моём лице :))))
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06.07.2004 в 08:01

patrick313
While man, being finite, cannot comprehend the highest, still he can and should dedicate the best that he has to the highest that he knows. ~Pythagoras
рад что уже улыбаешься
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06.07.2004 в 08:04

lucky charm
я тож рада.. но боюсь что это не надолго
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